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The Next Time The Donkey Eats Some of The Grass

It was this little old lady trying to find an apartment. She had only one concern. She had two animals: a jackass donkey and a cat with a pussy. Haggling with a landlord after he makes her move in. The donkey kept chewing all the grass in the complex over the next couple of weeks and the cat kept knocking over plants.

The Landlord, Eventually Angry With The Little Old Lady Told Her “The Next Time The Donkey Eats Some of The Grass I’m Kicking Its Ass Out In The Road” For Not Handling Her Dogs. And I’m going to tear all the fur out of it if the cat knocks away any more plants. Yeah, the landlord eventually acted out his words and the little old lady took her landlord to court.

The Prosecutor points at the Little Old Lady and says, “What exactly did you do to your landlord?” “To which she responded, “He pulled all the hair out of my pussy for starters and kicked my ass out into the road”.

Sydney Escort Jobs for Women Adult Jokes in the end she got a job and stopped saying silly things.

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Nothing.. Smoking Causes Cancer. Drinking Is Injurious To Health.

Later After… Fucking Causes Baby. Fu*King With Flavoured Condom Is Injurious To Health. This is a government warning, make sure you are fucking without producing babies. 

Little Jhonny was told to lead the prayers at dinner.

Little Jhonny: “But I have no idea how to pray?” ”

Dad: “Just pray for members of your family, friends, and neighbors, the needy, etc”

Little Jhonny started praying:

Thank you, dear Lord, for our visitors and their children, who have finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless Them That They won’t Come Again.

Forgive the sin of our neighbor who removed my sister’s clothing and wrestled with her on her bed.

Please give clothes to all those poor nude ladies on my father’s phone this coming Christmas.

And provide shelter while Daddy is at work for the homeless men who use Mom’s room.

Amen

The Lord blesses the dinner and the family members you can guess what happened next. 

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Wedding Anniversary

On the day of their 40th wedding anniversary, a husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel. “The Husband Shouts, “When you die, I will get you a Headstone that reads, my wife, lies here, cold as ever.” Yeah, She responds, “When you die, I get you a Headstone that reads, my husband lies here, Stiff at last! ”

Premature ejaculation joke

A man had premature ejaculation complications, so he wanted to go to the doctor. In answer, the doctor said If you sound like you’re getting ready to ejaculate, try to startle yourself.” He asked the doctor what he should do to fix his issue. The man went to the shop the same day and purchased himself a starter pistol. He races home to his wife, all ready to check this suggestion out.

Naked and waiting

His wife is in bed at home, naked and waiting for her husband.  While screwing his wife.  The man feels the sudden Impulse to come and fired the starter gun, seconds later. The man went back to the doctor the following day. The doctor asked, “How did it go? ”. The guy answered, “Not that well… When I shot the gun, my wife pissed on my forehead, and my neighbor came in the air with his hands out of the closet!”

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