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FIVE STAR EXPLOITATION

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MAKE us a sandwich! We don't care if it's 3am in the morning! And what's this - tomato?! How hard is it to make a BBQ beef burger with no tomato and tomato sauce?...
It's a Crystal War!

It's a crystal war!

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In a scandalous attempt to beat our very own Crystal Balls at her own game, a Melbourne curry store-owner claims she has a success rate of about 95 per cent in predicting whether a...
It's a Crystal War!

It's a crystal war!

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In a scandalous attempt to beat our very own Crystal Balls at her own game, a Melbourne curry store-owner claims she has a success rate of about 95 per cent in predicting whether a...
AFLReplay

AFL REPLAY BREAKS RECORDS, AND KYLIE'S WATER.

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Millions of men roared in frustration last fortnight when the AFL Grand Final had to be replayed, destroying plans for weddings, birthdays and other events you'd want to avoid, but can't. While we can't...
Dancing With the Stabs

Dancing with the stabs.

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While Sydney nightclubs have decided to ban patrons with rat tail haircuts, Melbourne has introduced more extreme measures to prevent douchebags from polluting these sacred establishments. A man, who we predict was probably doing...
Koala

Joyride

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Joyridenow, here at BBM we have found some random objects and people in our cars over the years. Blow up dolls, weird sexual DVD's and a certain footballer who'll go unnamed.But never before in...
Machete

Machete

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IN a story that just increases our anticipation for the new Machete film, bandits wielding machetes attacked a shopkeeper during a frightening milk bar robbery in Melbourne's west on Monday. The bandits (one pictured)...
Vandalism

Vandalism

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AT ONE time or another we've all dreamed of running out onto our favourite team's pitch, doing a lap of honour and then racing off the ground again in a blaze of glory. And...
OneoftheSchoolboys

One of the Schoolboys

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One of the Schoolboys WE fondly remember our year twelve formal here at BBM. No, not because our significant others are still at school; those claims were proven false. It was because we were...
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Hospitality Jobs In Melbourne

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  BBM are looking for cooks, head chefs, and restaurant managers to fill hospitality job openings in Melbourne. Looking at a salary of $60,000+, while there is no age limit, applicants should have three-five years’ experience...
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