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IKEA: Ready or Not

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IKEA: Ready or NotON August 29, people will actually visit IKEA Richmond for more than just cheap furniture and even cheaper hotdogs and meatballs that look like they've been sitting there for months.For on...
IKEA

IKEA: Ready or Not

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IKEA: Ready or NotON August 29, people will actually visit IKEA Richmond for more than just cheap furniture and even cheaper hotdogs and meatballs that look like they've been sitting there for months.For on...
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One of the Schoolboys

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One of the Schoolboys WE fondly remember our year twelve formal here at BBM. No, not because our significant others are still at school; those claims were proven false. It was because we were...
OneoftheSchoolboys

One of the Schoolboys

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One of the Schoolboys WE fondly remember our year twelve formal here at BBM. No, not because our significant others are still at school; those claims were proven false. It was because we were...
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Teacher's Sex Education

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If there's one thing for certain in this crazy mixed up world it's this: if your mobile phone has a digital camera the chances are you've used it to film yourself making the beast...
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Sting And Stones

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MELBOURNE and Sydney sure know how to draw out tedious arguments. The latest round of petty squabbles was started by the NSW events minister, who said Melbourne were welcome to a hand-me-down New Year's...
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Melbourne’s Meter Maids

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FREE parking, free food, no rate payments? If this sounds like the sort of place you'd like to live, get yourself down to Melbourne's outer east ASAP.Council workers could support industrial action at a...
Basketball

New Stadium’s A Basket Case

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THE new $200,000 basketball stadium built at Black Rock Primary School may look like a big shed - because that's what it is.Despite spending a small fortune building the poorly ventilated, fire-door absent indoor...
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A SHIT TO START LIFE

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BBM knows the true meaning of pride. It's that feeling you get when looking down into the toilet bowl after taking a Jurassic shit and seeing a monster footlong turd curled around the U-bend....
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SAILOR'S BOTTLED- UP EMOTIONS

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WITH countless hours spent alone at sea, most sailors overcome loneliness the only way they can: by hitting up the red light district at their next port o' call. But for one Chinese sailor...
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