Cheryl’s Cheeky Tattoo Is A Pain In L’Oreal’s Arse

As a result of Cheryl Cole’s rather cheeky tattoo reveal, L’Oreal, whom provide her with a £500,000 pay cheque, are planning to drop her altogether.

After being made the new face of L’Oreal for their hair dye range in 2009, Cheryl has recently been moved to skincare after her absence in the X Factor saw a drop in sales.

A company source explained to The Daily Mirror the reason why Cheryl’s change in body image had caused them to re-think their contract with the Geordie singer. “L’Oreal’s new skincare range is based on natural beauty so her unnatural tattoo has left them rather miffed. It could only be a matter of time before she is either moved again to another campaign, or they part company.”

Not only has her new ink shocked the public, it has also put her neck on the line in terms of her contract, and cost her a huge sum of £14,000 but she also had to endure 55 hours of agony until it was completed. Apparently she sung very loudly to try and distract herself from the pain in her arse.

She lashed out at the negative opinions towards her new tatoo over Twitter stating, “People are entitled to their own opinion. Personally I’ve never really concerned myself with other people’s body parts!.”

Unfortunately for Cheryl, the confidence she has expressed in her choice of tattoo will not get her back in L’Oreal’s good books…ouch! Talk about having your head up your arse. 

L’Oreal ’cause you’re worth it, but Chezza, your arse isn’t.