How ‘Breaking Bad’ Should Have Ended

Are we all fully recovered?

We had to watch ‘Felina’ approximately 27 times just to get it to sink in that one of the greatest TV shows of our lifetime, second only to ‘The Wire’ (yes, we’re aware of the ‘Family Guy’ joke), has come to an end. Did you have a little cry? Take a day off work? Go back home for a night, crawl into bed with your parents, and suckle on your mum’s tit whilst she rubbed your back and said, “There, there”? Yeah, us too.
However, as great as the final episode of ‘Breaking Bad’ was, we can’t help but think of alternative ways the show could have ended…

Walt dies and, fulfilling his dying wish, Jesse gets together with Skyler and becomes Walt Junior’s stepfather

Walt wakes up in a hospital after chemotherapy treatment, having been in a coma, and the whole series has all been a dream!

Walt finds out he needs to pay again for his favourite app and kills everybody

Badger and Skinny Pete try to buy 11 bottles of Pepsi when it clearly says ‘Limit 10 Per Customer’

Walt survives the shootout, only to get killed off by Marie. Marie then drags Hank’s corpse home and pretends he’s still alive. She suggests they try and conceive to help get over what they’ve been through

Walt gives ricin to Cheryl ‘Salt’ James, and then teams up with Sandra ‘Pepa’ Denton to form Walt-n-Pepa

Jesse breaks out of meth prison by himself, becomes a high school chemistry teacher, and Brock is one of his students

A bunch of names scroll by revealing it was actually a TV show with actors pretending the whole time

Walt Junior smokes meth and his legs work

Ross and Rachel get married

Holly takes over the family business and becomes the youngest drug lord in the history of drugs

A nostalgic montage of Walter’s scenes in his budgie-smuggling, tighty-whiteys set to Green Day’s ‘Good Riddance’

Walter White joins the Witness Protection program, changes his name to Hal and gets a new family with a genius middle child

After Walt’s criminal history hits the news, Skyler appears on MTV’s new reality show ‘Meth Wives’

Jesse manages to escape, but this time, with magnets. Bitch

Everyone dies