Paul Daniels Saws Off Fingers

Eurgh, this is not for the faint hearted. Midget horny magician, Paul Daniels apparently sawed his fingers off on New Years Day whilst making props in his garden shed.

The magician and television personality managed to have a freak accident whilst using a circular saw. Commenting on the incident, Daniels said, “The saw went right through my first finger, missed my middle one almost completely and took the top of my third one.
“How it missed the second finger is a trick in itself. The top of the third finger is all ground up and gone.”

Daniels managed to drive himself to the hospital in Henley-on-Thames, and received treatment from plastic surgeons, but looks like he’ll have to pull some new fingers out of a hat.