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FullofSeatFull of seat, but not for long! LETS face it, Melbourne’s train congestion (pictured) has become quite a problem.

Instead of, you know, building new lines or fixing what is a ridiculously scheduled timetable, the brains behind the Metro have decided to scrap all the seats!

BBM can see the new marketing campaign now – “Feel the rush as the train stops at the station and you tumble forward! Make new friends as they inappropriately touch you in the pigpen that is the carriage! Melbourne Trains – a 4D experience!”

Of course, not that we’re sell-outs or anything, but we’d be more than happy to discuss advertising options with Melbourne Metro to promote the new experience inside BBM.

 

 

 

 

Melbourne’s train congestion (pictured) has become quite a problem.

Instead of, you know, building new lines or fixing what is a ridiculously scheduled timetable, the brains behind the Metro have decided to scrap all the seats!

BBM can see the new marketing campaign now – “Feel the rush as the train stops at the station and you tumble forward! Make new friends as they inappropriately touch you in the pigpen that is the carriage! Melbourne Trains – a 4D experience!”

Of course, not that we’re sell-outs or anything, but we’d be more than happy to discuss advertising options with Melbourne Metro to promote the new experience inside BBM.

 

 

 

 

 

Full of seat, but not for long! Melbourne’s train congestion (pictured) has become quite a problem.

Instead of, you know, building new lines or fixing what is a ridiculously scheduled timetable, the brains behind the Metro have decided to scrap all the seats!

BBM can see the new marketing campaign now – “Feel the rush as the train stops at the station and you tumble forward! Make new friends as they inappropriately touch you in the pigpen that is the carriage! Melbourne Trains – a 4D experience!”

Of course, not that we’re sell-outs or anything, but we’d be more than happy to discuss advertising options with Melbourne Metro to promote the new experience inside BBM.

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