Dancing with the stabs.

Dancing With the Stabs

Dancing With the StabsWhile Sydney nightclubs have decided to ban patrons with rat tail haircuts, Melbourne has introduced more extreme measures to prevent douchebags from polluting these sacred establishments.

A man, who we predict was probably doing the Nutbush or Single Ladies dance, has been stabbed in the stomach during a fight on the dancefloor of a Melbourne nightclub.

Police have appealed for witnesses to the stabbing, which occurred about 1am last Friday at Sorry Grandma in Little Bourke Street.

Channel Seven is apparently desperate to sign the man for the next season of Dancing with the Stars.

The 22-year-old was with friends (pictured) when he became involved in an argument with another group. Great backup you are, friends.