North West

We thought Kaidence – and its illogical/moronic spelling – was far too normal (well, ‘normal’ for the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West).

And now we’ve all been left completely dumbfounded as, apparently, these two grown adults thought it would be a good idea to name their new-born baby North.

Life is going to be hard enough as a Kardashian/West offspring, but now her parents have ensured a lifetime of piss-taking and compasses being thrown at her head.

Oh and by the way, you two, saying you’ll call her Nori for short still doesn’t escape the fact that your daughter is legally named NORTH WEST.

What happened to normal kids’ names like Rose? Rose Wes…oh, wait. Maybe not.

UPDATE: We have a birth certificate! So there exists in real life a small, defenceless human named North (no middle name) West. All we ask is that her parents at least attempt to guide her in the right direction.

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