Padded Bum Pants Review

I have boobs, in fact I have good boobs but I don’t have the bum to go with it. For girls (and guys if that’s what they’re in to) there is a whole range of ways to boost chest size or improve the shape of southerly heading assets, but I don’t need help with my lady lumps. I’m more concerned about the lack of junk in my trunk and found that for those of us with small, flat bottoms there didn’t seem to be anything on the market to help us embrace our inner Kim Kardashian.

I don’t want to resort to plastic surgery so when I heard about Padded Bum Pants I thought they might be worth a try. When they arrived I instantly tried them on but didn’t quite have the confidence to wear them out in public yet. Part of the problem is deciding what to wear with them, nothing too tight or you will be the victim of VPL! I finally opted for a pair of jeans before showing my best friend and receiving her seal of approval “it definitely makes you look like you have a bum now” she exclaimed. However, after discussing the problem of someone pinching your bum while wearing them we decide to try the pinch test. The pants definitely fail at this hurdle, feeling far too artificial and spongy.

After twirling around in front of and strutting past the bathroom mirror several times to check out my new booty I’m ready to leave the house. To start with I’m very conscious of the fact that I’m wearing them and find that they come up slightly too high at the back but this may be partly due to the fact that I’m petite. I soon get used to them though and catch myself checking out my new bum in the reflections of shop windows at every opportunity. I have to admit that it certainly gives it a nice shape.

I do have a slight reservation about wearing them where there is any possibility of ending up in the throes of passion… definitely more Bridget Jones than Bridget Bardot, but I do like the pants and finally having a shapely bum. I would undoubtedly consider wearing them again with the right outfit on nights out or special occasions but they certainly won’t become a daily wardrobe staple. Although, it is nice to know that even a girl like me lacking in the derriere department can have her “bootylicious” moments.

By Summer Hague-Roberts
@brownie_mae