The New Pope Is Announced

Well that didn’t take long did it. After old Benny decided he’d had enough of people thinking he was the embodiment of Jebus on Earth, Cardinal Bergoglio of Argentina has assumed the position of Pope. His new name is Pope Francis, but you can call him Frank.

The 1.3 Billion Catholics across the planet are besides themselves with glee to know that someone new is here to deliver the word of our lord Jebus.

He’s a spring chicken at 76-years-old, so we’re wondering how long it’ll be until he’s had enough and wishes to watch Diagnosis Murder in his chair with a pipe in peace.

As you may be able to tell, BBM isn’t the most loyal of religious followers.

Well that didn’t take long did it. After old Benny decided he’d had enough of people thinking he was the embodiment of Jebus on Earth, Cardinal Bergoglio of Argentina has assumed the position of Pope. His new name is Pope Francis, but you can call him Frank.

The 1.3 Billion Catholics across the planet are besides themselves with glee to know that someone new is here to deliver the word of our lord Jebus.

He’s a spring chicken at 76-years-old, so we’re wondering how long it’ll be until he’s had enough and wishes to watch Diagnosis Murder in his chair with a pipe in peace.

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