The Stupidest Song We Have Ever Heard

Now, it takes someone…special to win this highly coveted title – and, boy, have we had a lot of nominees – but this one really takes the biscuit.

Behold: Pussydrop, by the aptly named Lemon (no, really). The ‘UK talent’ has taken time out of her busy schedule of shoving ice cream on Tom Daley’s face to unleash this obscenely titled, onslaught of noise.

Lemon also found the time to do an acoustic version of the song, which was a terrific idea as stripped down and laid bare, lyrics such as ‘Give it to ya hot like you’re thinking peri peri, soft like a teddy and I move like jelly…Girl, make that pussy drop!’ are given an added level of authenticity.

Lemon says she’s ‘the absolute real-deal’. We think she’s just a massive…lemon.

Have a listen yourself, but don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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