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MARIAH’S DIRE AT PHYSICS

MARIAH'S DIRE AT PHYSICS MARIAH Carey has infuriated boffins after taking her diva demands to an entirely new level this week - by re-writing...

CHRISTMAS SINGLE TWICE AS CRAP

CHRISTMAS SINGLE TWICE AS CRAP MAYBE dad was right.He was always telling us how great music was back when he was a kid and...

U2 ALBUM IS PHUNKING CRAP

  U2 ALBUM IS PHUNKING CRAP UNLESS you've been living under a rock (or in Wales), you'll have heard climate change scientists across the world...

YET MORE HOLEY CRAP

YET MORE HOLEY CRAP BY Christ have you seen Courtney Love's face these days? Imagine the bastard love child of Leslie Ash and a Siamese...
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Glastonbury Festival organiser Michael ‘ooh arr’ Eavis

BESTIALITY? Necrophilia? Midgets? A Basil Brush glove puppet? It seems British Balls staff have done some pretty dodgy things when it comes to getting...

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